Dear alice_p_liddel. I don't really know how to tell you this, but  I dislike you. I think I realized it that night in your camping car, and I saw you drive out my avocado plant. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I will tell ( Read more... )